This post will be a great help to those who go to a party and have no idea what to do there. Directly from the twisted mind of the great Code_ninja… hail!!! 😀 This post is complete with examples and to do’s 😉 enjoy!!! 😀
NOTE: this is a “guy” specific post. It tells a guy what to do and what not to do. This is s’posed to be a sarcastic and totally gibberish post. If you try any of these practically, the consequences shall not be blamed on me.
Lesson 1: Scrutinize the surroundings, a view or a different perspective of something is always a good conversation starter. Here’s an example:
You (to a “flat” but attractive girl): Damned b**bs, always come in the way!!! 😡
Girl (“flat” but attractive): LOL!!! 😀 *appalled looks*
You: no really… anyways, Hi, my name is <your name goes here>.
Lesson 2: Always carry a glass of drink, hard or soft. If you spill it on someone, you can always apologize in an effective way and it starts a conversation. Example:
Scene: You ambling around with a glass of whiskey and suddenly see an attractive girl. You spill that glass of whiskey on her.
You: I’m so sorry!!! Here, you can have my coat to cover you up. I hope your thongs are not bacchanal. *apologetic smile*
Girl (who actually smells like addled mangoes): Wow, thank you so much!!! your tweed smells good too :). And no, my thongs are doing fine. Thank you for caring. *a small, we-can-be-friends smile*
You: yea well, its a Hugo Boss perfume… anyways, my name is <your name goes here>.
Lesson 3: Be haughty. Having an air of a rich and sophisticated person is always a good conversation starter.
Here is a good example:
You: Ahh Aramani’s lingerie range is so not happening. Did you try Gucci’s new lingerie range?
Girl: Wow, that sounds nice. Tell me more about it. I’m tired of my Victoria’s Secret two piece.
Lesson 4: get a tattoo. Its a thing to be bombastic about.
You: God, my Lady Gaga tattoo is fading. Can you please see my neck and tell me if it actually is fading?
Girl: A bit, but still looks great. Sporting a Lady Gaga tattoo is cool.
You: maybe, but I like Britney Spears more. She is a bit more of an exhibitionist. Anyways, my name is <your name here> nice to meet you.
Lesson 5: girls like math nerds.
You: excuse me but can you tell me that if x is an integer and 2x is greater than 100 then how many values are there between 4x+9 and 6x+8 that are divisible by 2 and 3? *confused smile*
Girl: Whoa!! slow down my cute little nerd. *lovely smile*
You: hmm *a small frown*. Anyways, my name is <your name here> 🙂
Lesson 6: be straightforward. Just blurt out your feelings.
You: you look great. I’d love to be betrothed with you.
Girl: that was abrupt. But you are straightforward. I like it 🙂 I love you too.
I hope these lessons are helpful. Never have a boring party again. You’ll make new friends instantly and live happily ever after. 😀
May the force be with you
PS: this post was inspired by my fav blogger Nathan Bradley at this page
This guy is awesome, do read all his posts