Great party conversation starters

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This post will be a great help to those who go to a party and have no idea what to do there. Directly from the twisted mind of the great Code_ninja… hail!!! πŸ˜€ This post is complete with examples and to do’s πŸ˜‰ enjoy!!! πŸ˜€

NOTE: this is a “guy” specific post. It tells a guy what to do and what not to do. This is s’posed to be a sarcastic and totally gibberish post. If you try any of these practically, the consequences shall not be blamed on me.

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Lesson 1: Scrutinize the surroundings, a view or a different perspective of something is always a good conversation starter. Here’s an example:

You (to a “flat” but attractive girl): Damned b**bs, always come in the way!!! 😑

Girl (“flat” but attractive): LOL!!! πŸ˜€ *appalled looks*

You: no really… anyways, Hi, my name is <your name goes here>.

Lesson 2: Always carry a glass of drink, hard or soft. If you spill it on someone, you can always apologize in an effective way and it starts a conversation. Example:

Scene: You ambling around with a glass of whiskey and suddenly see an attractive girl. You spill that glass of whiskey on her.

You: I’m so sorry!!! Here, you can have my coat to cover you up. I hope your thongs are not bacchanal. *apologetic smile*

Girl (who actually smells like addled mangoes): Wow, thank you so much!!! your tweed smells good too :). And no, my thongs are doing fine. Thank you for caring. *a small, we-can-be-friends smile*

You: yea well, its a Hugo Boss perfume… anyways, my name is <your name goes here>.

Lesson 3: Be haughty. Having an air of a rich and sophisticated person is always a good conversation starter.

Here is a good example:

You: Ahh Aramani’s lingerie range is so not happening. Did you try Gucci’s new lingerie range?

Girl: Wow, that sounds nice. Tell me more about it. I’m tired of my Victoria’s Secret two piece.

Lesson 4: get a tattoo. Its a thing to be bombastic about.

You: God, my Lady Gaga tattoo is fading. Can you please see my neck and tell me if it actually is fading?

Girl: A bit, but still looks great. Sporting a Lady Gaga tattoo is cool.

You: maybe, but I like Britney Spears more. She is a bit more of an exhibitionist. Anyways, my name is <your name here> nice to meet you.

Lesson 5: girls like math nerds.

You: excuse me but can you tell me that if x is an integer and 2x is greater than 100 then how many values are there between 4x+9 and 6x+8 that are divisible by 2 and 3? *confused smile*

Girl: Whoa!! slow down my cute little nerd. *lovely smile*

You: hmm *a small frown*. Anyways, my name is <your name here> πŸ™‚

Lesson 6: be straightforward. Just blurt out your feelings.

You: you look great. I’d love to be betrothed with you.

Girl: that was abrupt. But you are straightforward. I like it πŸ™‚ I love you too.

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I hope these lessons are helpful. Never have a boring party again. You’ll make new friends instantly and live happily ever after. πŸ˜€

May the force be with you

Code_ninja


PS
: this post was inspired by my fav blogger Nathan Bradley at this page

This guy is awesome, do read all his posts

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5 thoughts on “Great party conversation starters

  1. Hey there!

    I’m a girl so I don’t need these tips. Strangely, the starting tip about boobs/flat caught my attention because it reminded me of a comment I made on Nathan Badley’s post. Reading further, it seems a lot of what Nathan wrote made it here…but you claim it as your own? (Lady Gaga tattoo?)

    “… Directly from the twisted mind of the great Code_ninja… hail!!! ”

    I would like to point out this post seemed to be inspired by Nathan’s post, since you commented on there:

    http://badlandsbadley.wordpress.com/2011/04/16/dont-know-what-to-say-never-have-a-boring-conversation-again/#comment-601

    Even though you added original stuff, you might want to give him props for the “inspiration” and link to his original post/site?

    Unless it’s all coincidence, then I apologize! πŸ™‚

    Thanks for subscribing to my blog! I’ll be perusing your site further! πŸ™‚

    Sandi
    http://www.ahhsome.wordpress.com

    • Sandy, you are not mistaken, Nathan’s post was my inspiration for this one, I completely forgot to add “my inspiration” link πŸ˜‰ will do now, thanks πŸ™‚ I love all his posts
      and this was just gibberish, just wanted to practice some vocab and I was bored and then I saw Nathan’s post…

      And my blog is more about comps and music (no posts on music yet, but behold ;)) and sometimes my thoughts, hope you likey πŸ˜€

      May the force be with you

      • and force be with you, as well!

        Nathan is one of my favorite bloggers and I read his stuff every day…so that’s the only reason why I noticed.

        No biggie- We all forget to put links from time to time, or sometimes they fail to work! (my last post wouldn’t link to the A-Z challenge and I was so frustrated!)

        Sandi
        http://www.ahhsome.wordpress.com

        SEE YOU ON THE BOARDS!

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